Posted by: Colin Cunningham
Date: October 14, 2011
The Skitter is a nasty piece of work. 6 legs, bad breath and not something you want to bring home to the parents. Granted, there’s a rumor that Skitters used to be harnessed kids. But I like to think they’re the same kids that used to stick gum in my hair at recess. So I don’t lose much sleep over it.
Noah and Drew will be practicing their best Shwarzenneger faces, while the girls will be looking for the best hand bag to match a 50. calibre Browning. As for Pope, he’ll be making sandwiches.
Over and out.